If it takes starting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

So I read Kushner’s statement today, which includes the line “I am not a person who has sought the spotlight” and, well, I couldn’t help myself.

I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight
We were in a meeting with some Russians on a hot night
Laughin’ at my brother in law, trying to leave the room
Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!”
Trying to understand who it is that’s recruitin’
Everybody’s dancing ‘round the fact that it’s Putin

Aligned to the Kremlin as we wine and dine
Grab my brother and
Mutter, “Yo, this
One’s a crime.”

My brother made his way across the room to you
And I got nervous, thinking “What’s he gonna do?”
He grabbed you by the arm, I’m thinkin’ “We’re through”
Then you look back at me and suddenly I’m

Colluding
Oh, look at those lies
Yeah I’m colluding
Down for the count
And I’m drowning in it